Watch Your Junk and Other Advice for Expectant Fathers edition by Benjamin Wallace Health Fitness Dieting eBooks
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Being a father is an amazing and dangerous experience. Don’t go into it unprepared.
Watch Your Junk and other Advice for Expectant Fathers tackles the subjects that other baby books ignore
- Why you shouldn’t touch the wand in the sonogram room
- The exact moment your opinion no longer counts
- How friends and family will respond to the news
- How TV and baby classes have lied to us
- Which poop jokes to expect in the delivery room
- How to convert diapers into usable guilt
- How to insure your child says your name first
And much, much more
Watch Your Junk includes a special twin version of fatherhood in the event that you are so much a man that you knocked up your wife twice at the same time.
Don’t go into fatherhood unprepared, read Watch Your Junk and other Advice for Expectant Fathers today and know what to expect before it’s too late.
Originally released as The Dumb White Husband's Guide to Babies.
Watch Your Junk and Other Advice for Expectant Fathers edition by Benjamin Wallace Health Fitness Dieting eBooks
I was actually looking for a what to expect book for the 1st year when I ran across this book. I was curious about it and decided to check it out. I was originally just going to read the 1st chapter or so to see if my husband would like it but next thing I know I had read the whole book in one night. This book is hilarious. I laughed so much while reading it my oldest son kept asking me what was so funny. I love how the author put true facts and helpful suggestions in such a fun way. It's not for people who don't like reading cuss words. (This is a book for guys with guy humor after all). But if that's not a problem, then I highly recommend this book to parents.Product details
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Watch Your Junk and Other Advice for Expectant Fathers edition by Benjamin Wallace Health Fitness Dieting eBooks Reviews
My husband LOVES reading this book and can’t put it down! It’s hilarious and he just laughes while reading it. One thing he likes so much is the book is written by a Dad from a typical dad’s perspective. It’s also not hateful about the women (which many of these books talk down about the spouse). Great read! I am so glad I bought it for my husband! He is teaching me things!
Perfect book for a father to be. Gives him a map through the mysteries of pregnancy and babyhood. I actually giggled which my husband said I don't do any more.
I truly believed all Dads just knew this stuff. Funny what you can learn even after six kids.
Good job!
Hilarious and absolutely accurate about being a dad. My wife was frustrated because I kept having to read her "one more line."
BEFORE YOU BUY please make sure you are looking for a guide to being a new father! That is indeed exactly what this is. This book is *not* a continuation of Ben's other short comedies whose covers look exactly the same as this. Although there is a bit of comedy used in the delivery (pun intended) of this material, that isn't the focus.
For those who are looking for a male equivalent to the hundreds of books that are written by women and for women - this is it! It's definitely written by a man, for men. You will appreciate the honest and sometimes crude humor. Ben tells it straight, and he doles out some awesome advice, the kind that I wish I had someone tell me before my two kids were born. "Do not look at the vagina!" is about as blunt as he can get, and he's absolutely correct. Solid advice right there.
So all you new Dads or about-to-be Dads, go ahead and dive in. Buy this book and learn a few things your friends may not have the guts to tell you.
Sick of fatherhood books that give you a bunch of bulls*it info that probably does pertain to you? Or maybe that your author will throw in a little witty diddy like "your wife may wake up as angry as a grizzly bear each morning, but trust me this is no time to play dead!" hardy-har-har. This book is the answer to the plethora of fatherhood books you have been wading through looking for an enjoyable read. The author gives you some really great information, some that you may have heard in other books, and some that no other author would tell you because it would not be "proper". This book is for guys (and gals) who want to learn something but not be bored to tears reading through a daddy advice book. The author is funny, knowledgeable, and candid. He seems like a guy you might have beers with while on a baby play date. Thank you for this book Benjamin Wallace.
Watch Your Junk and Other Advice for Expectant Fathers by Benjamin Wallace is a hilarious book that kept me giggling through out the book! So many true things that he twists around to word it so that I had to laugh, giggle, or snicker on every page. I needed this book! Great job! As a woman, I wondered what he would say and it really didn't diss women, much, but is was hilarious! Funny as heck! It was free too, so I was double happy!
Pregnant wife here. This was an amazing read! Sarcastic, funny, and poop-filled. It's like the easy parts of having a baby (there are easy parts, right? They exist? Please tell me they exist!). I laughed. Like hearty, scare-the-dogs, wake the neighbors laughed. I also cried, but I chock that up to hormones.
I got this for my spouse, but I'm nosey, so I read it first. Now my spouse who hates reading about anything but weapons and boomsticks has to read it. Should be easy after the first chapter.
I was actually looking for a what to expect book for the 1st year when I ran across this book. I was curious about it and decided to check it out. I was originally just going to read the 1st chapter or so to see if my husband would like it but next thing I know I had read the whole book in one night. This book is hilarious. I laughed so much while reading it my oldest son kept asking me what was so funny. I love how the author put true facts and helpful suggestions in such a fun way. It's not for people who don't like reading cuss words. (This is a book for guys with guy humor after all). But if that's not a problem, then I highly recommend this book to parents.
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